"I remember staring at myself in the mirror for hours. Nothing about me ever seemed good enough. And there was this sadness inside me - this hopelessness. Focusing on my physical appearance was at least easier than trying to address the internal shit.” -Nic sheff, Tweak
lauronicamarsthevampireslayer:
This is satisfying to me.
They’re free
Yes, but at what cost?
16 cents.
W
Some people are just cut out to be president.
27th January 2016
Reblogged From princesss-pizzza
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SEE THE RAINBOW. TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I love getting zero notes it’s called minimalism thanks so much
Everybody knows that everybody dies, but not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives.
Due to a genetic mutation from three generations ago, modern chickens acquired the special ability to be reborn at any moment. An example would be a chicken who went through the McDonald’s food processing plant and transformed into a chicken nugget but turned back into its original form after escaping the processing plant.
Quokkas have the fastest metabolism out of all animal species. They consume up to 2 tons of popcorn daily but their body is able to process all the nutrients almost immediately.
- Dog: WAT DOING
- Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
- Dog: WHERE GO
- Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
- Dog: CAN I COME
- Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
- Dog: I COME TOO
- Dog: WAT DOING
- Me: I need to open this door.
- Dog: I HALP
- Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
- Dog: I HALP
- Me: Sigh.
- Dog: WHERE GOING
- Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
- Dog: CAN I COME
- Me: Sure.
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Me: No please don't you are-
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Me: No there's no room and-
- Dog: LAP
- Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
- Dog: RIGHT HERE
- Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
- Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
- Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Me: I AM
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
- Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
- Me: .......